From men pleasuring themselves with picnic tables to criminals trying to rob a bank with a toilet plunger, here are 10 of the most embarrassing reasons to get arrested.
Sometimes people are arrested for being stupid, and other times they are get arrested for not following stupid state laws.
10Having Loud Sex
A woman was arrested for having sex too loudly after her neighbors complained. She served 20 weeks in prison after being charged with an anti – social behavior order.
A German man was arrested for public nuisance after shouting at trees while naked. He claimed that his marriage guidance counsellor had suggested this as stress relief.
A man was arrested for drunk driving and battery after waving a fart toward a patrol officer. Battery charges were dropped after the man insisted he “couldn´t hold it no more”.
07Flashing fake Genitalia
Police arrested a man who exposed fake genitalia to women on a college campus. He was charged for real indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.
06Failed Bank Robbery
A man threatened bank tellers with a toilet plunger, instructing them to put money in a bag. He unsuccessfully attempted to rob 3 banks before being arrested and charged.
05Stealing Sex Toys
A couple were caught shop-lifting “his and hers” vibrating rings and massagers from Walmart. Once searched, guards found 30 dollar worth of goods and the couple were charged with theft.
Senator Larry Craig was arrested after trying to elicit sex from an undercover male cop. Craig vocally opposed same-sex marriage. He pleaded guilty and was fined 375 dollar.
A teenager got stuck inside a chimney for 10 hours while attempting to rob a house. Cops used ropes to pull him out after neighbors reported his cries for help.
Surveillance caught 2 teenagers pooping in a hotel pool and smearing poop in the floor. They were found in hotel hot tub having broken in. Both pleaded guilty to burglary.
A man was arrested after having sex with a picnic table on 4 separate occasions. He was charged with public indecency due to his house´s vicinity to an elementary school.